FUNNY FISH TALES
WHAT'S SO PUN-NY?
It is o-FISH-ial, BASS-ically we are HOOKED on fish jokes and we aren't KOI about it!
You BETTA believe that we are GILL-tyof liking a good laugh too. We would like to take this oppor-TUNA-ty to SCHOOL you on some jokes with you that are really KRAKEN us up. We will give you the HOOK-up on the one LINE-ers too! I guess you COD say that some are EELY BAD, but the way we SEA it is its not a TURTLE loss. So, you'll be HERRING all about it. What? SALMON had to say it. FIN-ally, the WEIGHT is over; here's the list. We will let you MULLET over.
THE KIDS' CORNER
FIN-TASTIC ONE-LINERS
What do you call a lazy Crawfish?
A slobster.
What sort of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy.
Why is fishing such good business?
The net profits.
What do you call a fish that practices medicine?
A Sturgeon.
How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but you should have seen the bulb – it was THIS big!
What did the Trout say when it swam into a wall?
Dam!
What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
A Largemouth.
What’s the fastest fish in the lake?
A motor-Pike.
Why don’t fish play soccer?
They’re afraid of the net.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
Why do fish swim in schools?
Because they can’t walk.
What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
Why are fish cleverer than people?
Ever see a fish spend a fortune trying to catch a human?
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks,
“Any idea how to drive this thing?”
A man walks into a seafood shack carrying a Salmon and asks, “Do you make fish cakes?”
“Yes, of course,” the server replies.
“Great,” says the man, “It’s his birthday!”